
The Pretenders
The Fillmore
San Francisco, CA
March 15, 2009
The Pretenders: No Bullshit
pre•tend•er n.
1. One who simulates, pretends, or alleges falsely; a hypocrite or dissembler.
2. One who sets forth a claim, especially a claimant to a throne.
It is easy to take the Pretenders for granted. They have been around for a pretty long time creating consistently punchy songs full of catchy hooks. This made them a favorite of MTV during that network’s early glory days, before they became a reality show channel- and made the Pretenders popular on AOR radio, before Clear Channel and the internet killed FM radio. Few people would fail to recognize some of their biggest hits: Brass in Pocket, Back on the Chain Gang or even Middle of the Road. Yet, for me, the Pretenders have always been there sort of in the background while other bands have grabbed my immediate attention. But, the older I get,

The Pretenders probably have the greatest band name in rock history. Full of irony, humor, savoir faire, it is everything that rock and roll is about: rebellion and fun. The Pretender’s name also nicely contrasts with Chrissie Hynde’s no-bullshit, biker chick persona. The Pretender’s music oozes earnestness and honesty even if occasionally dark- it is punk rock after all. Their name was also well contrasted by the horribly-named opening act on Sunday at the Fillmore: American Bang. American Bang was a tight, but otherwise forgettable Kings of Leon clone. Of course, their name might have been an homage to Chrissie’s eternal hair-style which, like the Pretenders, seems to be immune from the aging process. Chrissie Hynde is probably the sexiest 57 year old on tour.
With Chrissie Hynde being the face of the band, it is easy to mistake them as American, but

Big songs from the show: Message of Love, Tattooed Love Boys, Boots of Chinese Plastic. Sadly, no Mystery Achievement.